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Little 6-year old John Smith’s parents felt really horny jokes at 11 AM on Sunday and wanted to make love, but had to get John away for at least one hour.
So they told him to go to the balcony and report all activities of their neighbors for the next hour. Being the innocent, dutiful son he was raised to be, he did as he was told.
His parents amused themselves, and then came the formality of the report at 12 PM.
John said “For the past hour, the Wilson's were watching TV, Mr. Cole ...was playing the piano, the Johnson's were playing carrom together and the Donald's were having sex.”
His parents were shocked! They asked him “How do you know that?”
He said “Their son was out on the balcony too.”

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