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I was in the shower last night and was thinking of all the funny jokes about men about masturbation that involve the shower and i think i have come up with a new nick name for the task. Luckily for me history has provided me with the perfect source materials so that it can be used by a man or woman and have the proper representation to defend it's duality. Smackin' The Kracken! I think I'm the first to use it. Hell i may have heard it somewhere and just remembered it. I call that accid...ental infringement. anyways, I thought it sounded so funny at the time i bout slipped and broke my neck lol. It's both cooler and more empowering then say, choking chickens or spanking monkeys. There's one, Paddling the Primate. Fondling the fowl lol. It's a silly topic i know, but that's why i was cracking up about it. If anyone has any they would like to add just throw it in the comments. This should be interesting! I'll check back this evening sometime. Ya'll have fun. L8RG8RS.
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