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mean pick up lines
So check this out. I dont ever play the Powerball. Shit, I cant even guess 4 numbers right lol Let alone 5 or 6. lol But check this out. I decided to play anyways since the lottery is 900 Million. I mean pick up lines I know im not a old , retired white person who already has money and won the powerball already before lol Yeah yall know thats typically who wins haha But look.. I mean u have nothing to lose but a few dollars. So I walk in a speedway and its packed in there. I grab my card ...to fill out in the closed lane and this woman in the next lane says she wants to play the powerball but never played before. The cashier ask her. How many numbers u wanna play? She said 5 quick picks. Then the cashier says " The person who was in line before u played 5 quick picks but decided not to take it because they didnt know it would total to 10 dollars do u want it"? ." They thought it was a dollar a pick but its 2 dollars". The older woman says " ok I will take it" then the cashier said " I'm sorry hun they only take cash for powerballs". So they lady said " Oh i only have a credit card let me get some cigarettes". So then i said " Hey, i got 10 bucks, i was going to play only 2 quick picks but i dont wanna wreck my brain filling this shit out " and i handed her the 10 bucks cutting everybody in line by already being in front at the closed register, she gave me the ticket that person didnt want and I was out. Everybody in line was mean muggin me haha I said hey sometimes these lottery winners have crazy stories on how they won so let me try to create some fuckin luck here. lmao. Even though I have a 0.00000000001 Chance in winning.haha But im a gamblin man.
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